Trying to save the sun from summer

When I look back on it, we were always trying to save the sun and its warmth for as long as we could. Of course when we were little, we never thought of it that way; it was just summer until it wasn’t, and then it wasn’t summer until it was. Everything was good except when it wasn’t, but it was rarely bad until it wasn’t—most things were good most of the time.

“Let’s build a machine to keep it warm and bright and fun for as long as we can. This summer needs to last forever.”

My only slightly older brother said it like those words meant something to me. Last forever? Isn’t it always summer? I guess… I mean… when it’s not summer…

“What do you mean?” I replied. “That doesn’t seem like a good idea.”

“Why not? Then we can always swim and eat outside and eat watermelon and swing and-”

“You know I can’t eat watermelon!”

“Okay fine everything but the watermelon.”

If you were inside the house with us two young boys, the next things you would have heard in the house would have been the munching of cereal, the slamming of many kitchen drawers, and the sliding of cardboard over the hardwood kitchen floor. After all, when your family gets a new refrigerator, why shouldn’t you make something with the box? How often do you ever get a chance to do that? Once. That’s how often.

Cereal boxes for the controls and other smaller pieces of the machine, and one large box for the command center where the person inside gets to experience summer for as long as they want, whenever they want.

“It’ll be perfect! A slot for watermelon, a hose for-”

“Stop!”

“You don’t have to press the button for watermelon! But I want it. A hose for a pool whenever we want, and a swing… Hmm… Well it can just shake for that!”

“That’s not what swinging is like.”

“Close enough! And a light for sun whenever we need!”

“What happens when it’s cold?”

“Well it seems warm enough in here to me.”

“You’re right I guess. You’re pretty smart.”

“Yeah, yeah. Go get the hose but don’t turn it on.”

With a garden hose—complete with what used to be freshly-trimmed grass stuck to every inch of it—threaded over the lawn, up the back porch, through the sliding glass door, through the dining room, through the kitchen, into the living room, and shoved through a less-than-perfect hole punctured in the side of an upright refrigerator box, the machine started to come to life. 

To us, it started to shake, light up, and invite us in as if it had a mind of its own and wanted us inside. “Come enjoy summer,” it whispered to us as we attached each component. Marker-drawn buttons to activate the hose. Switches, knobs, and sliders to choose the size of watermelon you desired. Levers, dials, and selectors to find the perfect setting of shake to make it feel like a swing.

“It’s perfect!”

“Will it keep summer here forever?” I asked.

“I think it will!”

“Let’s get in!”

“Only one of us can use it at a time! I’ll go first to make sure it’s safe.”

“Wait why? And that’s not fair I went to go get the hose!”

“Just get in position and listen for what the buttons are doing.”

It was just like my older brother to want to go first. I guess it was his idea anyway… I didn’t even know if I wanted to try it.

“Okay! I’m going to try the watermelon dispenser! Beep boop beeeeep! I’m asking the machine to give me a medium size piece of watermelon!”

He said it louder than he had to. It’s not like cardboard is very soundproof. Quick footsteps that were closer to stomps than anything, an opening, a shuffling, a slam of the fridge, more stomping footsteps, a pause. A scrape of melon against cardboard, the sound of four hands making sure a piece of melon doesn’t fall onto the living room carpet. A bite of melon that surely created drips of juice that made their way to the carpet.

“It works! It works! It actually works!”

“I gotta wash my hands! They’re already turning red!”

“Wait, wait! Machine, I’d like to go swimming! Eeeek beep boop!

More stomping footsteps, a long pause. Shrieking laughter started as cool water soaked a seven year old’s pants, the carpet, and started the disintegration of the hastily built machine. Sparks started flying from the base of the machine and the controls. “We forgot to add waterproof tape!”

Stomping footsteps.

“What? Oh no the machine! Get out of there it’s going to explode!”

“The door won’t open!”

We started prying the door open together piece by piece. It got easier and easier as the machine got wetter and wetter and was falling apart. Thankfully, my brother escaped in time; right after he got out and we backed away, the entire machine went up in flames and started sputtering metal, gears, buttons, wires, plastic, and glass all over the place.

“Wow that was close!”

“I had it under control.”

“That’s good. But I still think you’re lucky.”

“Yeah.”

“I wish I could have had a chance to sit in it. I wanted to at least try the swing setting. We’ll never know how real it felt now.”

“Real swings are probably still better.”

“You’re right. Hey, how do you know all these things?”

“When you get older, you learn stuff. I knew that it wouldn’t explode until I got out.”

“That’s cool. I’m going to swing on the real swings. Wanna come swing with me?”

“Nah, I’m gonna get in the pool.”

“Mom said we can’t go in unless someone is watching!”

“I’ll just put my feet in.”

If there was anyone still in the house, all they would’ve heard would have been two pairs of feet stomping towards the door, a slam of the sliding glass door stopped short by a garden hose, and, of course, the gentle trickle of water spreading through the living room, now into the kitchen, dining room, and hallway leading to the bedrooms. 

The party planner

“I want to throw a party for our guests.”

The middle-aged man’s words are heeded by his attendant and the plans are drawn up and put into action in the following days. The attendant has the job of overseeing everything for the party, but makes sure that all the plans are to the man’s liking before making any final decisions. 

“I absolutely hate parties. The guests are always uncomfortable; they either feel like there is too much to do, or wallow around the rooms of the party feeling like they should do something more. Help me with this. How should we make our guests comfortable?”

The servant thinks about it for a moment, leaves the room, and comes back to the man in a short while. He has drawn up a schedule for the party in which all the activities the man wants to hold have an allotted time and are accounted for. None of these activities are scheduled for the same time, and none take up the same amount of time; each activity has been thought about by the servant and has been given the time he thinks each will take. The man looks at the schedule.

“This won’t do at all. How will the guests feel like any of these events are meaningful if they know there is a set amount of time for each one? They will keep looking back at their watches and think to themselves ‘this activity is already half over,’ feeling pressured either to enjoy the remaining time even more, or feel guilty for not enjoying the commenced time as much as they could have. They will continuously feel the need to gauge themselves and their enjoyment on the time left and the total time allotted.”

The servant looks disappointed that the man doesn’t find his schedule for the party satisfactory. He hangs his head ever so slightly and takes the schedule back from the man and walks out of the room. He comes up with another plan for the party, and tells his ideas to the man once again. This sheet of paper is filled with the list of activities the man wants the party to contain. There is no time schedule, and all of the events will just happen as they happen; they will be at the whims of the guests.

“This is much worse! How am I supposed to have assurance that all of these events will take place? What if the guests like a certain activity too much and want to keep doing that one until the party is over? Or what if the activities get ran through too quickly and then the guests are left with nothing to do at all? No, this will not work.”

The servant is distraught now, because he is quickly running out of options. He hurries out of the room to draft a new plan for the party. He hurries back to the man in half the time as before, and seems confident in his schedule now. The party will now be separated into different rooms where each event will be held. All of the events will commence at the start of the party, and run the whole way until the end. Each guest will be able to freely choose what events they want to attend, how long they attend, and if they attend at all. The main room will have no events in it, and will be the starting point for all the guests, allowing each to decide. The man looks at the schedule and then at the servant hopefully.

“This is better, at least on paper. Each guest should be accommodated as much as possible with this schedule, and no guest should feel pressured or useless. But what if a guest feels overwhelmed with the possibilities to the point that they make no decision, even if they want to? They will just stand there paralyzed in fear of making the wrong choice; they will stand there because they don’t know which event will bring them the most joy at the party. Oh no this won’t do either. Go make another plan for the party.”

The servant looks at the man with a concerned face and slowly and deliberately walks to the large door to the side of the room. He opens it slowly, revealing a mass of guests in the main entranceway. “Sir, we have no time to plan any more. The guests have arrived, and the party is already half over. But it seems as if they have created their own schedule, and have been enjoying themselves immensely. Why don’t you go join them?”

You

“Why is it staring at us?”

“Why are its eyes moving like that?”

“What is it doing?”

“It’s trying to get inside our heads!”

“Stop it right now!”

“It’s trying to figure us out!”

“It’s trying to read us like a book!”

“Well good luck with that! I am much more difficult to read than that.”

“Yeah! Me too!”

“Everyone just be quiet and maybe it will go away.”

“Ok.”

“Shhh.”

“Sorry.”

“Shhh.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Is it gone yet?”

“No.”